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Saturday, December 22, 2018

Red carpet rife with fashion flaws - Boston Herald

Morsels, are you frantically addressing the last of the Christmas cards and making the mad dash to the mailbox in your fuzzy reindeer slippers? Let Auntie Ivana help with a stress-relieving tip: Those “Happy holidays” messages can be, let’s say, stretched a scosh.

Sure, it’s implied that you mean Dec. 25 and for the late-mailers, Jan. 1, but who’s to say you can’t enjoy a nice toddy-based binge-watch of “A Christmas Story” and send everything out mid-January. You’ll be just in time for Penguin Awareness Day on Jan. 20, and if that isn’t a cause for celebrating, I don’t know what is.

Just make sure your cards have a snow theme, the message is joyful but vague, and you’ve just given yourself the gift of procrastination. You’re welcome.

Speaking of vices, there were a few style sins on display during recent red-carpet stakeouts.

Let me cheer up this Blue Snowflake, and I’ll file my report:

BLUE SNOWFLAKE

2 oz. Hpnotiq
1 splash vodka
1 oz. pineapple juice
Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into glass.

— drinknation.com

Q&A: Our questions for former first lady Michelle Obama during a book tour stop would be: Is that a robe? and, What is going on with your legs?
NANA? Rita Ora is all ready for bingo with her fancy housecoat and knee-highs.
KAPOW: Emma Myles embodies an exploding cigar in this whimsical frock.
ADDAMS FAMILY III: Jennifer Lopez does a great Wednesday Addams impersonation, don’t you think?

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https://www.bostonherald.com/2018/12/23/red-carpet-rife-with-fashion-flaws/

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